June 2nd, 2009
This is a new one, and deliciously convolute.
Dear Counsel,
Ok, you can stop right there . . .
I am sending this email as a mutual introduction (potential representation). Mr.
Rahman Omar is the Manager and owner of Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd. Mr. Rahman
Omar entity is a steels and chemical trading company in Seoul , Korea .
Wait. Is this Ramen fellow a Manager or a company?
Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd., has a claim against an American company for breach of contract. I
cannot handle this matter at this time because I will be going for a surgery
operation very soon.
Oh, well, in that case . . .
I have represented this company in a different matter, in the past.
If you'd said "in the future" I'd have been impressed.
This matter is in
your jurisdiction/region;
Skala?
that is why am referring him to you and I do not require a
referral fee.
That's a relief.
Please contact Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd if you are interested in
representing him and his company. Below is his contact information as follows:
Mr. Rahman Omar
(deleted)
Should you have any questions, please contact my legal assistant Ms. Julia Weston at:
juliawestonla@gmail.com
Sincerely,
Peter Smith
(deleted)
Oh, I have many questions, but they are outweighed by common sense and the need to get on with my day. By the way, you should fire Ms. Weston. She is either an atrocious copy editor or never finished junior high. And doesn't your company employ any Koreans?
Utmost question in my mind, as always-- who falls for these???
Dear Counsel,
Ok, you can stop right there . . .
I am sending this email as a mutual introduction (potential representation). Mr.
Rahman Omar is the Manager and owner of Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd. Mr. Rahman
Omar entity is a steels and chemical trading company in Seoul , Korea .
Wait. Is this Ramen fellow a Manager or a company?
Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd., has a claim against an American company for breach of contract. I
cannot handle this matter at this time because I will be going for a surgery
operation very soon.
Oh, well, in that case . . .
I have represented this company in a different matter, in the past.
If you'd said "in the future" I'd have been impressed.
This matter is in
your jurisdiction/region;
Skala?
that is why am referring him to you and I do not require a
referral fee.
That's a relief.
Please contact Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd if you are interested in
representing him and his company. Below is his contact information as follows:
Mr. Rahman Omar
(deleted)
Should you have any questions, please contact my legal assistant Ms. Julia Weston at:
juliawestonla@gmail.com
Sincerely,
Peter Smith
(deleted)
Oh, I have many questions, but they are outweighed by common sense and the need to get on with my day. By the way, you should fire Ms. Weston. She is either an atrocious copy editor or never finished junior high. And doesn't your company employ any Koreans?
Utmost question in my mind, as always-- who falls for these???
- Mood:
grumpy
