Talk in the Shadows - Today's Spam Special

Today's Spam Special

May. 17th, 2008 at 3:27 PM

Span Tartar. Needs no garnish from me.

Dear Friend,
It is a pleasure contacting you again, for Introduction, I am Mr. Cliff Bowels it has been a long period of time I Contacted you for a business proposal if you may remember which you did Not conclude with me and I later got a new partner Mr. Tony hocks from United kingdom (U.K) who assisted me concludes the transaction in good faith.

But due your honesty and how you responded to me at the initial stage Before you dropped out from the transaction, I have deemed it wise since God Have made it possible for me to finished up the transaction with another person without problem, I think wise and decided to remember you and to compensate you with the sum of $800.000.00 United States Dollars.

To be thought of so highly by Mr. Bowels makes my day.

Mood: amused

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post_position wrote:

May. 17th, 2008 10:35 pm (UTC)

...this spammer needs a grammar slammer, stat.

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lmarley wrote:

May. 17th, 2008 11:10 pm (UTC)

I wonder . . . bowels as in vowels? Or Bowels as in bowls?

Greetings back to you! I never know who people are by their handles, so I'm glad to figure this one out.

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otterdance wrote:

May. 18th, 2008 12:27 am (UTC)

*waves!* Welcome! Yours is a bit more obvious. ;-)

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tierfal wrote:

May. 17th, 2008 11:44 pm (UTC)

The capitalization of random words makes me think very highly of Mr. Bowels. I'd trust him with my bank account information and social security number!

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niravive wrote:

May. 18th, 2008 07:02 am (UTC)

Kona Coffee

Sorry this is off topic from this post, but I seem to remember you mentioning a while back that you liked Kona coffee? If I'm totally scrambling you with someone else, I'm really apologetic. Wow. I got myself off the off topic. *rolls eyes* Anyway, I had a coffee date today and saw that the chain carried 100% Kona, so I looked up a link to see if they had an online store (they do). It's http://www.badasscoffee.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Category_Code=coffee
Uh, my apologies for the length and ramblyness. Good luck on your quest for the epitome of coffee goodness.

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